Rather than rave about Indiana Jones 4 myself (this is a short post out of necessity), please read this review by my chum Joel Meadows, editor of Tripwire, who was also at the press screening. His blog is always worth a read.
Right, must dash. Things to do, people to see. I will just leave you with this ...
My spam box (NOT some ghastly euphemism) gets clogged daily with rubbish from 192 Scammers asking me to help them dispose of their millions, adverts for cut-price 'meds' and 'pilules' (sic) that could be viagra, vaigra or vigara, and any number of emails about the size of my penis. They are usually 'from' someone with a highly unlikely name like Rumpty Bargehead, Bondy Lung-Lun or Ilona Treff and open with a statement like:
- Keep her satisfied all night with your girth ...
- Say no to being weak and dow (sic), keep it up all night long!
Well, here's my favourite so far (arrived this morning):
- Your PENIS will make more shadow than a tree.
I presume they mean a Bonsai in my case.